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The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

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Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.

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They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

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I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

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You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

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I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

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People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

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Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

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Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.