A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

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It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

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Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

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Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

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My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

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Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

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I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

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Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

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Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Like Wednesday.

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There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

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Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.