A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure. Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party! I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries. You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends. Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.