A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

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Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

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We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

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Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

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I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

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The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

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Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

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Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

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I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

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Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

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They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.