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"Who needs a DeLorean when you can just quantum leap into a new body, right? 🚗🕰️ Tripping over your own feet: the ultimate transportation method! 😂 #QuantumLeapGoals"

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When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

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The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

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Being gracefully unhinged is the only way to get through the everyday bullshit.

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When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.

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Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

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Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

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Why do flat earthers care so much? Like, what if the Earth is flat. What now?

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The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.

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“Jump to Recipe” is the closest we’ll ever get to teleportation.

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Call me old, but these days I just get excited to go home and lay down.

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Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

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The dead bodies on Mt. Everest remind me that it’s perfectly fine to stay home and be lazy.

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I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

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There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

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I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

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Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

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A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

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