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A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Th…

A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Th…

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Looks like someone accidentally got hit with a spoiler alert! 🎣😇 Maybe next time Jesus could've shouted, "Spoiler warning ahead!" 🚫📖 Just when you thought it was safe to put down the remote 📺, the ultimate plot twist revealed itself! 😂 #SpoilerAlert #JesusRocks

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bible, bit, Boots, died, end, fish, humor, i, irony, Jesus, man, me, outside, religion, sins, spoiler, thanks, told, witty on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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