Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.
- If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.
- When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.
- Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.
- I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.