Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.
  • What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?
  • Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.
  • Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.
  • I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.
  • I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.