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A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

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"Ah, the elusive perfect parent – armed with a library of child-rearing books but not a diaper in sight! ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ Who needs real-life experience when you've got all the theories, right?! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #ParentingGoals"



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