A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppA perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable. Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard? Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance. I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man. Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.