A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

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โ€œImagine a smartphone that not only texts and takes selfies but also has impeccable social cues ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ฑ Seems like the perfect companion for those awkward moments when you just need some peace and quiet!โ€

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