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Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

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A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

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Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

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Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

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In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

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Introducing WifeChat™, the app where you talk to your wife.

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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

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Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

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The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.

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Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

87 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

98 shares on Reddit this month:

Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

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I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

83 shares on Messenger this month:

My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

38 shares on Snapchat this month:

Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

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You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

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My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

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“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

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Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

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At the job interview with one AirPod in.

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“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

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She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

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Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

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“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

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I got bills. They’re multiplying.

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And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

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Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

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Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

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The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

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I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.

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Let the kids believe in Santa. I believed the Undertaker and Kane were brothers.

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The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

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They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

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Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

Introducing WifeChat™, the app where you talk to your wife.

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