Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it. Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like we've got a real knockout contender in the ring this morning! 👊😂 Who knew that getting dressed could be such a dangerous sport? Remember folks, always keep your guard up when putting on those socks! 🧦💥 #FashionFails" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times. That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed. If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.
