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I need a room full of mirrors because I want to be surrounded by winners.

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In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

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I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

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Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

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Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

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“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”

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They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

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My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

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Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

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Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

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If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

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I wanna date one of those guys who really loves their girlfriend.

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Today, I used a wire I’ve kept in my box of cables since 2011. Please applaud.

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Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

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Twitter is diarrhea of the mouth at its finest. Everyone is just going around vomiting whatever is in their brains.

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Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

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Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

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I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

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Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

I need a room full of mirrors because I want to be surrounded by winners.

In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

I’m ready to try another planet.

Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

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I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

My talents are so hidden that I can’t even find them.

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Like a fine bourbon, we get better with age. Or, at least, … we feel better about our age after drinking lots of bourbon!

A girl, her bed, and TV series on a Friday evening is a true love story.

I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

People never run off to join the circus anymore.

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My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

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My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

We are talking about how beautiful and cool you are behind your back.

Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

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