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Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dr…

Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dr…

Commentary:
"Looks like we've got a real knockout contender in the ring this morning! 👊😂 Who knew that getting dressed could be such a dangerous sport? Remember folks, always keep your guard up when putting on those socks! 🧦💥 #FashionFails"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged accident, accidentally, deserved, dressed, face, getting, getting dressed, humor, i, morning, myself, punch, say, self-deprecation on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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