Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.
  • The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.
  • Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.
  • I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.
  • I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.
  • One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.