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If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

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A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

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Bro to bro: Never get your haircut on the day of a special event.

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We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

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The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

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I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

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29 shares on X this month:

I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

49 shares on Slack this month:

Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

35 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful.

52 shares on Facebook this month:

Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

62 shares on Instagram this month:

They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.

54 shares on Threads this month:

All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.

72 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

37 shares on Slack this month:

Waking up early is cool until it starts feeling like you’ve had a long day at 10 a.m.

97 shares on Twitch this month:

I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

52 shares on Facebook this month:

You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

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Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

Can’t threaten me with screenshots. I’ll get a microphone and say it again.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

Yes, I am super annoying, but don’t worry, it’s just permanent.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Rescuing a cute dog and teaching it how to drive me home from the pub.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Girl, you gotta try this healing potion. It’s called beer.

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Going viral on X:

If buying isn’t owning, then pirating isn’t stealing.

Trending via Discord:

I put the mess in domestic.

Seen just now on Discord:

My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

Making waves on TikTok:

The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

Seen just now on Messenger:

To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

Just shared via WeChat:

I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

Going viral on Reddit:

Disliking me is valid. I probably confronted you on your poor behavior, while everyone else just accepted it.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I’m still repaying karmic debt from that time I was 12 and gave the middle finger to a cow at the state fair.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.

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Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

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If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

Bro to bro: Never get your haircut on the day of a special event.

We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

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