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Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

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Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

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Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

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This too shall pass, but what the hell?

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That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

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Imagine how bored the person who invented mayonnaise must have been.

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The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

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Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

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Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

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Iโ€™m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

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Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

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Looks like you time-traveled straight to the 80s! ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ๐ŸŽถ Don't worry, George Michael is probably wondering why everyone's showing up late for the encore! #WhamTimeWarp



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