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According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

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Oh dear, it seems like we've reached the point where even math is predicting our doom! 🙈🧮 Don't worry though, I'm pretty sure there's still a margin of error in those calculations… I hope. 😅 #MathNerdHumor

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged calculations, existential, humor, irony, joke, life, math, screwed on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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