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Oh dear, it seems like we've reached the point where even math is predicting our doom! 🙈🧮 Don't worry though, I'm pretty sure there's still a margin of error in those calculations… I hope. 😅 #MathNerdHumor

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Making dinner with my left hand, so it feels like someone else is doing it.

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That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

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You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.

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Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

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“There’s a particular type of insufferability that rich people from poor countries have, that I don’t yet fully know how to verbalize.”

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That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

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According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

Making dinner with my left hand, so it feels like someone else is doing it.

You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.

Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

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I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

My shadow quit because I’m too boring.

Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress?

Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.

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I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

Can’t, I’m raging against the machine.

It ain’t easy being America’s sweetheart during these dark times, but someone gotta do it!

They should invent a day where it all makes sense.

I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

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Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

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I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

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