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Iced coffee and crying, the most Californian afternoon.

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My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

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Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

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In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

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Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?

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So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

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Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

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Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

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I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.

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The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

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Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

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It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

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Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

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Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days.

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Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

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Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.

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The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

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The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

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One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

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I’ve named my couch American Idle.

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Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

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My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

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A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

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The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

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Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

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At the grocery store, progressively booing louder as the clerk scans each item.

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Things I hate about group work: The group.

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I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

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That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

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My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

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The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

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Babe, are you okay? You haven’t touched your dark humor all day.

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The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

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People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

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