According to my calculations, we’re all screwed. Posted on6 days ago6 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Oh dear, it seems like we've reached the point where even math is predicting our doom! 🙈🧮 Don't worry though, I'm pretty sure there's still a margin of error in those calculations… I hope. 😅 #MathNerdHumor Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off. According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’. Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession. If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain. If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.