Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.
  • I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.
  • That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.
  • Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.
  • Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.
  • Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?