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Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

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"Embracing aging gracefully is a bit like being rolled over by a steamroller with a smile on your face – sure, you may want to scream, but at least you'll look fabulous doing it! 🚂😂 #AgingLikeAFineWine"

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