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"Ah, the good ol' days when my heartbreaks outweighed my backaches 😅💔 Who knew trading emotional rollercoasters for physical ones would be part of the aging package? 🙃🎢 #GrowingOlderProblems"

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I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

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You ever cleaned a room in your house so good that you walked out… just to walk back in to see your work?

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Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

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Don’t worry password, I’m insecure too.

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I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

2 months ago

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Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

3 months ago

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Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

17 shares on Slack this month:

Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

33 shares on Facebook this month:

I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

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I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.

64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“I’m not jealous of nobody but stay-at-home wives who are married to wealthy men.”

50 shares on Facebook this month:

Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

80 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

56 shares on Discord this month:

If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

19 shares on Twitch this month:

Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

35 shares on WeChat this month:

If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

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I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

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Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

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I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

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Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

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My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.

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Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

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I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

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They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

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I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

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God forbid a girl wanna kiss and be kissed.

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Broadcasted on Reddit:

That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

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The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

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I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

Trending via Telegram:

Snow White and the seven dwarves of the menopause; Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho.

Going bananas on Threads:

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

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I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

Spotted on Twitch:

I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

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People pleasers aren’t kind. They’re afraid.

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Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

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People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.

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Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

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I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

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Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Don’t worry password, I’m insecure too.

I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

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