Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.
  • Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.
  • I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.
  • Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.
  • Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.
  • 100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.