Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

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"Ah, the good ol' days when my heartbreaks outweighed my backaches 😅💔 Who knew trading emotional rollercoasters for physical ones would be part of the aging package? 🙃🎢 #GrowingOlderProblems"

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