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"Aliens: 'We come in peace to overthrow your leaders.' Us: 'Wait, which leaders? We got snacks and drinks ready for this party! 🛸🎉👽 #AlienTakeover'"

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Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

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Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.

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My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

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People my age are on baby #2, and I’m on drink #5.

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You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

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What is it called when you were overthinking, and it turns out you were right?

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Labubu?! Sounds like a name picked mid-sneeze!

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I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

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Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

18 shares on TikTok this month:

Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

32 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

85 shares on Reddit this month:

If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

37 shares on Twitch this month:

If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

77 shares on Threads this month:

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

43 shares on Snapchat this month:

Everything is a sign from God if you’re schizophrenic enough.

51 shares on YouTube this month:

Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

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Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

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I hope this email makes you quit your job.

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Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for!

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How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

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I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

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Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.

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It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

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There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.

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Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

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How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

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Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

Making waves on Instagram:

Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

Live now on WeChat:

Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

Seen just now on Facebook:

Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

Trending via Snapchat:

I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.

Spotted on YouTube:

I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

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No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

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Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

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Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

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Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.

My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

People my age are on baby #2, and I’m on drink #5.

You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

What is it called when you were overthinking, and it turns out you were right?

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