Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

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Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

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Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

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The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.

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When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

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Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

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I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

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Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

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There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

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“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.