An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit. Posted onJan 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"An apple a day keeps the doctor away…unless the doctor is cute! 🍎😍 Who needs fruit when you have a charming physician checking up on you? 😉 #HealthyCrush" Related funny posts 😂 See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple. One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples. Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple. Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.