An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is… Commentary:"An apple a day keeps the doctor away…unless the doctor is cute! 🍎😍 Who needs fruit when you have a charming physician checking up on you? 😉 #HealthyCrush" Related Funny Posts 🤝 They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away? An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay. Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple. A garlic a day keeps the doctor away. Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.