An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit. Posted onSep 22, 2023May 6, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAn apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A garlic a day keeps the doctor away. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget. How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them. Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.
