An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit. Posted on4 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"An apple a day keeps the doctor away…unless the doctor is cute! 🍎😍 Who needs fruit when you have a charming physician checking up on you? 😉 #HealthyCrush" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A garlic a day keeps the doctor away. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit. Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple. A garlic a day keeps people away.