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Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

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You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

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At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

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I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

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That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

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Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

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Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

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By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

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When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

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This meeting could have been a pajama party.