Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.