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Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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Does your blood pump that way just for me?

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I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

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So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

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Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

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I’m only dead on the outside.

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Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

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Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.