Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.
  • There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.
  • Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.
  • I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.
  • Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.
  • I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.