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There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

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An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

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Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

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I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

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Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

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She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

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Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.