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Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

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When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

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You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

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It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

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I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

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It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

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If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

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Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

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Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

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I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.