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"Ah, the ambitious sand… Always striving for more, even if it means getting in your shoes! 🏖️👟 Just remember, sand, sometimes it's good to just relax and soak up the sun. 😄"

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I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

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2 months ago

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I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

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2 months ago

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I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

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2 months ago

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There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

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2 months ago

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When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

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2 months ago

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A garlic a day keeps people away.

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2 months ago

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63 shares on WeChat this month:

Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

75 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

95 shares on Snapchat this month:

My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

95 shares on Pinterest this month:

Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

38 shares on Threads this month:

I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them.

11 shares on Pinterest this month:

Even at my most powerful, I’m still a little sleepy.

50 shares on Reddit this month:

Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

10 shares on Instagram this month:

Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

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Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

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My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved.

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I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

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Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

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Making waves on Instagram:

It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

Broadcasted on X:

I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Dear algorithm, only show this post to the most attractive and successful people.

Freshly posted on Slack:

The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

Spotted on Snapchat:

I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw.

Spotted on Instagram:

The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I think there’s a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.

Breaking via YouTube:

Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

Going viral on Reddit:

I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

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Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

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I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

A garlic a day keeps people away.

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