As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of yo… Commentary:"Who needs a breathalyzer when you've got fruit flies as your personal sobriety test squad? 🍸🦟 #CheersToFruitFlyCheckpoint" Related Funny Posts 🤝 She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off” Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral? All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.
