As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk. Funny Quotes May 19, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAs long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off” All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit. Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.
