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My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

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I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

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I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

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Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

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People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

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Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

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It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

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Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

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I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.