At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAt bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips. There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library. Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to. Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying. Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.
