At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day. Posted on3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the sacred transition from hair accessory to snack guardian! 🌙🦀 Because who needs beauty sleep when you can have crispy chips instead? 😂 #Priorities" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips. Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen. Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to. There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library. I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”