Wordgag ใƒ„

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log โœจ

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช has viewed:

If you relate to me, get some help!

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ผ has shared:

The world is such a beautiful place when you donโ€™t think too hard about it or look around.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฐ has bookmarked:

If you ever see me running, itโ€™s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ด has shared:

The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has downloaded:

The lion canโ€™t keep living like this.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฐ has downloaded:

Iโ€™ve done the math and I regret to inform you Iโ€™m your soulmate.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ณ has copied:

I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต has bookmarked:

Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฉ has shared:

Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ has bookmarked:

All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

New Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes Total

Funny Quotes Topics

Updated

Users Online

At my age, this “microsleep” can sometimes last hours.

At my age, this “microsleep” can sometimes last hours.

Commentary:
Ah, the infamous "microsleep" phenomenon – a brief moment of shut-eye that stretches into a never-ending slumber, brought to you by the advanced age clock ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธโฐ. Who needs naps when you can master the art of microsleeps? It's the ultimate power nap strategy for the seasoned snoozer! ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ˜†



Welcome to Wordgag! ๐Ÿ˜‰โœŒ๏ธ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฅ

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

New Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes Total

Funny Quotes Topics

Updated

Users Online

Activity Log โœจ