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I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

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Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

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All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

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I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

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“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

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If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

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The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

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Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

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My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

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Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.