At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

Commentary:
“Here lies a real crowd-pleaser! 💐🎉 Who’s up for catching the bouquet and continuing this wild ride of life? 😉 #FuneralGoals”

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