Trendy Funny Quotes

  • You can’t spell disappointment without me.
  • Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.
  • The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.
  • Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!
  • Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.
  • When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”