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After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”

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I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

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Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

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Social media is a great way to make new enemies.

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Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

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Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

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Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

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I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

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The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

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Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.