At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"In showbiz, landing a big break can either skyrocket your career 🚀 or send you straight to the chiropractor for a new hip! 🕺💼 Better watch your step (and your dance moves) as you chase success! 💫💃" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak. Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them. I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.
