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43 shares on Reddit this month:

Totally forgot my demands now that I’ve strapped this ticking bomb to my chest.

48 shares on X this month:

Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

80 shares on Snapchat this month:

Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

80 shares on Instagram this month:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

42 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

77 shares on Messenger this month:

Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

31 shares on Messenger this month:

You relax for 15 minutes after work, and next thing you know, it’s 10 p.m.

35 shares on Threads this month:

Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

25 shares on WeChat this month:

Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.

58 shares on Telegram this month:

“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

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Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

If you talk about astrology, and no one stops you, it means you must be incredibly pretty.

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To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

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Cynics are – beneath it all – only idealists with awkwardly high standards.

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I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

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The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

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Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

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Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

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Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?

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I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.

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I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

Breaking via Messenger:

They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

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Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

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You’d think, with the amount of overthinking I do, I’d make the right decision.

Going viral on X:

I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.

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I love hard, but I stupid harder.

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I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

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At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

Don’t really want to have 6-8 pints and a takeaway tonight, but it’s Friday and rules are rules.

Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

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At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

Don’t really want to have 6-8 pints and a takeaway tonight, but it’s Friday and rules are rules.

Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

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