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No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.

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Nothing ruins your weekend faster than remembering Monday is lurking in the shadows.

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God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

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My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

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Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

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What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

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If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

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I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship.

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I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

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Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

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Stop expecting people to be as cool as you, it’s a recipe for disappointment.

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If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

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You ever been in the middle of a conversation and realized this is why you avoid people?

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So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

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Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

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I love being home and doing absolutely nothing and never contributing to society.

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Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

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Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

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Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

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None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

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I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

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She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

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My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

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Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

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We can’t all be underemployed creatives. Someone in the group chat needs to know what an insurance is.

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My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

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First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

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Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

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Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent.

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I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

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This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

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I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

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Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

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From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

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