At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

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No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

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Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

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I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

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I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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TikTok? I still call it a watch.

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You only live once and thank God for that.

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You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

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People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

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Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

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Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.