Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

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If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

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I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

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Don’t hate me, date me!

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Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

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I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

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Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

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I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

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I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

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My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

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Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.