Awake? You may be entitled to compensation. Commentary:"Who knew that being awake could come with perks? 💤💸 Time to cash in on those sleepless nights! 😂💰 #CompensationForInsomniacs" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake. If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions. “I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.” My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake. Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you’re still awake.