💾 Save Image Awake? You may be entitled to compensation. 1 week ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who knew that being awake could come with perks? 💤💸 Time to cash in on those sleepless nights! 😂💰 #CompensationForInsomniacs" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions. I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake. Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation. The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake. I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: awake, awareness, compensation, entitlement, humor, sleep
