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Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

Commentary:
"Who knew that being awake could come with perks? 💤💸 Time to cash in on those sleepless nights! 😂💰 #CompensationForInsomniacs"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged awake, awareness, compensation, entitlement, humor, sleep on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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