Awake? You may be entitled to compensation. Posted on4 days ago4 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppAwake? You may be entitled to compensation. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions. Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things. I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit. I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions. Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.
