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If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

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Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

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Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

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It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

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Heyyyyyy (with the worst of intentions).

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Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

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If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

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If buying isn’t owning, then pirating isn’t stealing.

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I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

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I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

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I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

It’s our first time on Earth, so why are you a life coach?

The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

Hey, man, we’re worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up.

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I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro.

Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

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In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.

ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.

Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

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Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

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What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

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