Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun” Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppBasketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through. You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar. I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then” Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright. A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”
