Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

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🍋🤣 “When life gives you lemons, don’t just make lemonade – be the lemon! 🍋😄 Show the world that you’re zesty, tangy, and ready to add a little zest to their day. Who knew being a lemon could be so empowering? 😉🍋 #SourPower”

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