Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

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I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

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By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

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Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

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Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

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It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

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No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

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You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

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Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

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It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.