Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.