Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

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More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

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Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it.

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Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

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The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

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Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

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It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

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Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.