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I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

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Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

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If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

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If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

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Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

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At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

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Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

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This alien invasion could have been an email.

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My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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I can resist everything except temptation.

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Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

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Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

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Never underestimate the healing power of having your bed to yourself.

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Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

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My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

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I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

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Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.

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I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

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I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

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Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

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My mom is asking each ornament, “Where do you want to live?” before putting them on the tree.

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A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big.

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Somewhere, a therapist you never met knows about you.

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“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

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Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

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Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.

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The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

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Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

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You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

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The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

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I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

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My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

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The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

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I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

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No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.

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Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

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I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

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