Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle. Posted onJun 6, 2024Jun 6, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppBeing a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner. Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds. A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.
