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"Living life like a goldfish 🐠: where even the tiniest castle feels like a royal palace every six seconds! Talk about a short-term memory with luxury vibes! 👑🤣"

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19 shares on YouTube this month:

Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

65 shares on Threads this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

78 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My default setting is sexual energy.

57 shares on Pinterest this month:

My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

This cucumber Gatorade got me quenched in an unprecedented manner.

41 shares on Pinterest this month:

Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

100 shares on Discord this month:

Waking up early is always beneficial. You just gotta make it past those first 10 minutes of being irritated.

42 shares on Reddit this month:

When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

93 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

86 shares on Snapchat this month:

When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.

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Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

This economy requires two hustlers working together – not a hustler and a leech. It’s too expensive to be out here carrying dead weight.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.”

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

You used to calm me on my cell phone!

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

It’s perfectly normal if you want to watch an actor’s entire filmography because you find them attractive. Don’t let anyone stop you.

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Just shared via Facebook:

“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

Going viral on Telegram:

I keep my mind active by worrying.

Breaking via Telegram:

It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

Going viral on X:

In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

My favorite part of adulting is borrowing money from myself and paying myself back.

Trending via TikTok:

You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

Making waves on Discord:

If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

Going viral on YouTube:

Having children is a pyramid scheme.

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Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

The sexiest thing a man can do is have a problem-solving mentality.

Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

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Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

The sexiest thing a man can do is have a problem-solving mentality.

Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

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