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Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

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"Living life like a goldfish 🐠: where even the tiniest castle feels like a royal palace every six seconds! Talk about a short-term memory with luxury vibes! 👑🤣"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged being, castle, every, goldfish, humor, life, live, perspective, simplicity, six, surprise on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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