Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

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The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

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I need money, not feelings.

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I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

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When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

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Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

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That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

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80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

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I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

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Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

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Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.