Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online. Funny Quotes September 25, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppBeing offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.” Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not. I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down. The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot. I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.