Trendy Funny Quotes

  • When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.
  • My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.
  • I don’t know what’s more fucked: my sleeping pattern, my liver or my bank balance.
  • Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.
  • A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.
  • Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.