Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.
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  • Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”
  • I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.
  • “Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.
  • If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.