Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

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Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?

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I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

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Take my advice, I’m not using it.

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I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

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One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

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I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

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I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

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Enjoy the time between diapers!

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Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

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If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.