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Well, it sounds like someone’s wife is a total jaw-dropper! 🤭👀 Maybe it’s time for a strict “no staircases made of drooling tongues” rule at the next family gathering! 😂💃 Better keep that tongue in line, bro!
Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.
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