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"Watch out, folks! 🤓 New glasses incoming, so prepare for a serious downgrade in your attractiveness levels! 😂 Time to recalibrate those standards! 👓😉"

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I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

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“It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

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2 months ago

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If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

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2 months ago

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

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2 months ago

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Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

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2 months ago

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I just borrowed some money from a cash app, now I’m about to uninstall it.

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2 months ago

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26 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

18 shares on WeChat this month:

New term for people with jobs: emploids.

47 shares on Reddit this month:

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

53 shares on Slack this month:

How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

38 shares on Instagram this month:

Just let your girlfriend be crazy, like who cares, bro.

100 shares on X this month:

I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

29 shares on Snapchat this month:

The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

58 shares on Instagram this month:

Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

44 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squander my potential.

89 shares on Slack this month:

Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

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Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

I told ChatGPT about us.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

So, if you are too tired to speak, sit next to me, because I am fluent in silence.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

“Stop overthinking.” Oh, wow. Hadn’t considered that. Solved.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

“Life is a marathon, not a sprint.” Cool, I dislike both of those things.

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Going viral on Discord:

When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

Just landed via WeChat:

There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

Making waves on Telegram:

Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

Seen just now on Discord:

What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

Trending via WhatsApp:

My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

A little mystery is the sweetest seduction.

Just landed via Instagram:

The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

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Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

“It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

I just borrowed some money from a cash app, now I’m about to uninstall it.

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