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Can I come over and be your midnight snack?

Can I come over and be your midnight snack?

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Trying to keep my pantry well-stocked, but I guess there's always room for a human-sized snack! 🍔😄

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged flirtation, food, humor, i, invitation, joke, midnight, midnight snack, night, over, snack on Jul 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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