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Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

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How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

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I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

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Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

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When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

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I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

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The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

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One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way on the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them.

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True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

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Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

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No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

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Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

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The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

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Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

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On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker “Mastercard” because they take credit for other people’s work.

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Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

The worst part about being an adult is that no matter how sad you get, the show must go on.

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

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Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

We do it every night. Annoy each other.

People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

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You can’t convince me that 2020 didn’t open a portal to hell that we’re still living in.

You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you refuse to let go of.

The ‘b’ in ‘subtle’ totally is.

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It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

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I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

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