Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

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If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

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I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

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My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

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Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

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The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

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Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

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Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

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My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

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Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.