Trendy Funny Quotes

  • A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.
  • If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.
  • Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.
  • People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.
  • I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.
  • Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.