Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

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“Sounds like your voodoo doll is gearing up for a wild night out! 💸👖 Who knew voodoo could be so stylish and financially savvy at the same time? The only question now is, does the doll need a matching top to complete the look? 🤔😂”

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