6,000+ funny quotes 💥

Welcome to Wordgag! Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up.


Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

Chickens only make one sound, because they can't think outside the bawks.

Advertisement

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.
  • If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.
  • I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”
  • Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.
  • Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.
  • Weirdos gonna weird.