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They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

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“I’m not short. I’m just more down to earth than most people.”

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The thing I bought on Etsy in 2017 has shipped.

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I do believe TikTok saves the funniest videos for late at night. There’s no way.

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The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

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The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

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Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

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Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

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You didn’t lock in hard enough if you’re not feeling asexual.

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Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

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I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

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I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

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If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, you’ll get the house to yourself on Saturdays.

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I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.

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You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

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Twitter is just a diary I choose to show to strangers.

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Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

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This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.

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Might start signing off emails with, “But what do I know.”

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Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

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“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

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Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

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Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

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My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”

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“Fox Mulder” is an aggressively sexy name.

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Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

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Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

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I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

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You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

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I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works.

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Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

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If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

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Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

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Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

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