Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

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I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

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It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat sometimes.

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Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

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God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

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Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.

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The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

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Having sex with the same person gets freakier and nastier each time.

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Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

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Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

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