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AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

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I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

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I should’ve been a crow. They get to fly around looking goth as hell and seeking retribution. Instead, I have to go to an office and work on my ‘people skills.’

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Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

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Why do men have birthdays? It’s not like they’re growing up.

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I have to stand in the shower about this.

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I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

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Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

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Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

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Billionaires are so weird. What are you saving up for? Hell?

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Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

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Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

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Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

Not photogenic, but I probably look soooo good as a distant memory.

Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.

I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.

My dating era has come to an end. I’d like to thank those who participated.

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We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.

Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

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The worst thing about being an adult is that you have to be one every single day.

“Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.

What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?

A little mystery is the sweetest seduction.

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Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

Dear Black Friday… We all have big TVs now, put the groceries on sale.

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Playing Mortal Kombat at an arcade in the 90’s would fix me.

You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

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