Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.
  • If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.
  • My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.
  • It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.
  • Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!
  • And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.