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  • Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.
  • There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.
  • Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.
  • I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.
  • I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.
  • Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.