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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

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Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

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Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

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Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

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A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

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I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

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It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

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If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

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Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

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Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.