Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

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Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

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If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

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I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

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*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

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Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

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Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.

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You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

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When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.