Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating… Commentary:"Who knew that the secret to human evolution was carbs and couch surfing? 🍕🛋️💪 #SurvivalOfTheWellFed" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything? I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually. My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that. Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables. I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.
