Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt! Posted on7 days ago7 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDoing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything? My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that. Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good. Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood. If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
