Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

Commentary:
“Who knew that the secret to human evolution was carbs and couch surfing? 🍕🛋️💪 #SurvivalOfTheWellFed”

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