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Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

Commentary:
"In case you were wondering, staring at the sun is the new brunch… 🌞 Get your daily dose of vitamin D and a side of temporary blindness! 🕶️😎 Remember, squint now, thank yourself later! 😜 #SunshineJunkie"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, day, forget, health, humor, irony, least, minutes, sarcasm, sun, vitamins, where on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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