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Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

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Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

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Googling symptoms until you cry.

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Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

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Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

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I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

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There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

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My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

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I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

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Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.