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Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get the…

Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get the…

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of accidentally turning your healthy intentions into a delicious sugar-coated surprise! 🥦➡️🍩 Who needs green smoothies when you have a whole bag of donut disguised as veggies? 🤷‍♂️🤣 #HealthyEatingGoneWrong"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged buy, diet, disappointment, donut, donuts, food, grocery, hate, home, humor, realize, shopping, surprise, veggie on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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