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Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

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Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

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I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

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My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

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When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

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Family guy is so insane, because why were people dating that dog?

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Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

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“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

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We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

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Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.