Earth is hard. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Trying to nap on Earth is like using a rock as a pillow! ๐ชจ๐ด๐ Related Funny Posts ๐ค Rare earth, this rare earth, that. There’s nothing more rare on this earth than affordable housing in a walkable neighborhood. My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round. Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at. Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull. Iโm not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth thatโs gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does. Iโm convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet. Next time I die, I’m going to make sure I’m reincarnated someplace other than Earth.
