Earth is hard. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to nap on Earth is like using a rock as a pillow! πͺ¨π΄π Related funny posts π I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one! Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at. Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors. Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight. Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.