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People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

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Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

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In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

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Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

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If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

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Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

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It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.