Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month. Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning. If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert. One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?