Emotions? No thanks. Iā€™m trying to cut down.

Emotions? No thanks. Iā€™m trying to cut down.
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"Emotions? Sorry, they're not on my current menu! šŸš«šŸ˜… Trying to reduce my daily intake of drama and ups-and-downs! Who needs emotions when you've got a strong WiFi signal and a good cup of coffee? ā˜•ļøšŸ’» #EmotionallyDetoxing"

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