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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

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If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

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The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

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God saw you do that.

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This Monday could have been an email.

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My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

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Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

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The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

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All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

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I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.