Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.
  • I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.
  • Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.
  • When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.
  • You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.
  • It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”