Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

Commentary:
“Emotions? Sorry, they’re not on my current menu! 🚫😅 Trying to reduce my daily intake of drama and ups-and-downs! Who needs emotions when you’ve got a strong WiFi signal and a good cup of coffee? ☕️💻 #EmotionallyDetoxing”

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