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  • Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.
  • Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.
  • I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.
  • Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.
  • I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.
  • Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?