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Problematic bed time gap relationship.

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I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

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If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

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What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

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Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

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If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?