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When you’re using Grok, the A in Al just stands for Adolf.

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Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

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Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

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My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

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Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

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Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

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It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

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I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

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If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

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Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.

The best part of having a failing memory is that you can wrap up presents for yourself, and when it comes time to open them, you are honestly surprised.

I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

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Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

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I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

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I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

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